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October 14, 2008
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October 14, 2008

ELIZABETHTON, Tenn. -- A new father has secretly named his baby girl Sarah McCain Palin after the Republican ticket for president and vice president.

Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton put that name on the documents for the girl's birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier.

"I don't think she believes me yet," he told the Kingsport Times-News for a story to be published Tuesday. "It's going to take some more convincing."

Ciptak, a blood bank employee for the American Red Cross, said he named his third child after John McCain and Sarah Palin to "to get the word out" about the campaign.

"I took one for the cause," he said. "I can't give a lot of financial support for the (McCain/Palin) campaign. I do have a sign up in my yard, but I can do very little."

Hey Anarchy is there something you haven't told us????

Typical McCain supporter

Lemme guess- it'll go back to Ava Grace once hockey mom returns to Alaska and McCain returns to the crypt.

...I smell divorce.

I sure am glad that he was willing to take one for the team by naming his daughter Sarah McCain Palin.

I bet you the number of kids named Barack has quadrupled since Barack Obama became at presidential candidate. That means that there are now four children named Barack.

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Originally posted by weinerdog:
"I took one for the cause," he said.

What's wrong with...?! Doesn't he...?! Where's my head-shaking emoticon when I need one? That poor kid.

It could have been worse. A couple of days later and he could have named her "Joe the Plumber".

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Originally posted by WolfpackBrownsfan:
Typical McCain supporter

God let's hope not or we will have a whole slew of Sarah McCain Palin ... to contend with.

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Originally posted by weinerdog:
It could have been worse. A couple of days later and he could have named her "Joe the Plumber".

Now that's FUNNY!

At least he didn't name her Trig or Bristol or Track or Willow or Piper.

How can we elect a woman who would named her children Trig, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper? Couldn't she have had at least one 'John' or 'Christine'?

That's right, you thought this topic was dead, but it's still around.

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How can we elect a woman who would named her children Trig, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper?

Bill Maher made me laugh when he imagined that her calling them to dinner would sound like someone calling in an air-strike.

But at least they're unique. I'm sure they're happy with them.

God forbid any of them were named Hussein.

Literally.

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Originally posted by WolfpackBrownsfan:
Typical McCain supporter

What would you have liked him to name her?? Mohammed???

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Originally posted by trick bunny:
Lemme guess- it'll go back to Ava Grace once hockey mom returns to Alaska and McCain returns to the crypt.

How about "Crusader" after the closet muslim is gone??

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Originally posted by weinerdog:
It could have been worse. A couple of days later and he could have named her "Joe the Plumber".

Or "Barack Osama Hussein Bandanna on my head". Whatchathink??

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Originally posted by DavidFuzznut:
At least he didn't name her Trig or Bristol or Track or Willow or Piper.

How can we elect a woman who would named her children Trig, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper? Couldn't she have had at least one 'John' or 'Christine'?

That's right, you thought this topic was dead, but it's still around.

Yeah, he could have named them Mohammed, or Rashid, or Sony, or Panasonic, or Yassar. or Barack, or Direct T.V. whatchathink??

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Originally posted by dawgsrgr8:

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Originally posted by DavidFuzznut:
At least he didn't name her Trig or Bristol or Track or Willow or Piper.

How can we elect a woman who would named her children Trig, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper? Couldn't she have had at least one 'John' or 'Christine'?

That's right, you thought this topic was dead, but it's still around.

Yeah, he could have named them Mohammed, or Rashid, or Sony, or Panasonic, or Yassar. or Barack, or Direct T.V. whatchathink??

Well to be fair, Hussein didn't mean anything to anybody before the Gulf War. In the 1960s he would have been just as likely to be named Flower or Cloudhopper. whatchathink??

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Originally posted by dawgsrgr8:

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Originally posted by DavidFuzznut:
At least he didn't name her Trig or Bristol or Track or Willow or Piper.

How can we elect a woman who would named her children Trig, Bristol, Track, Willow and Piper? Couldn't she have had at least one 'John' or 'Christine'?

That's right, you thought this topic was dead, but it's still around.

Yeah, he could have named them Mohammed, or Rashid, or Sony, or Panasonic, or Yassar. or Barack, or Direct T.V. whatchathink??

Ok, decent, sucky, sucky, ok, decent, sucky..

I would approve more if they accepted the one true God Allah.