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Originally posted by munimutt:
I finally got the go ahead from instructor to post some questions for a Anthropology class. She blames email and school systems. I originally posted a request here on 9/22/2009. Everyone will remain anonymous, all responses will be appreciated as much as a Browns' win.

Questionnaire

1) Male/Female Male
2) Race Sometimes
3) Age Industrial
4) Married/Single/ Divorced yes
5) Children- how many? Boys/Girls Not lately
6) City Country
7) Occupation Weinerdog annoyance
8) Native or Relocated Both
9) Creed/Religion Their first album was ok, but religious is a bit strong.
10) Smoker/ Nonsmoker Yes
11) Drinker/Nondrinker Depends on the drink
12) How long a member long enough for my needs
13) Any rituals/habits Pointless posting
14) Other interests Tormenting my self on Sunday
15) Thoughts about team I would get banned...

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Occupation Weinerdog annoyance

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Originally posted by munimutt:
I apologize for the delay in getting back with you.

Hairdog: No 'pology necessary... I is happy to respond.

My instuctor has been AWOL. I repostedunder Class Research. I felt I needed to show you the courtesy of a personal reply as you agreed to answer the original post. Thank you.

Questionnaire

• 1) Male/Female
  Hairdog: Male
  
  
• 2) Race
  Hairdog: If'n you ever drove GA 400 (The Alpharetta Autobahn) like I do ever' single day of mah life, you'd know I DO race!
  
  Howsumever.... mah pedigree is classified by the US Guvmint as "white."
  
  
• 3) Age
  Hairdog: Older'n dirt... leastwise.... any dirt created within the past 62 years.
  
  
• 4) Married/Single/ Divorced
  Hairdog: Been ALL three at sum time or 'nuther. Married at the present time to the most beautiful Lady in all of JawJaw.
  
  
• 5) Children- how many? Boys/Girls
  Hairdog: Four. Boy-girl-boy-girl by age order
  
  
• 6) City
  Hairdog: The Great City of Cumming in the Great State of JawJaw
  
  
• 7) Occupation
  Hairdog: Mostly mischief.
  
  Fer pay, I do Business/Computer Systems Analysis and Design.
  
  
• 8) Native or Relocated
  Hairdog: To what domain?
  I was bornt in thee U S of A. I spent most of mah life traipsin' mah belongin's acrosst most of its locales East of the Mississippi.
  
  
• 9) Creed/Religion
  Hairdog:
  Creed: They IS a GAWD!!! After that, I is open to most attempts to unnerstand GAWD.
  
  Religion: Disciples of Christ... fer lack of a better one.
  
  
• 10) Smoker/ Nonsmoker
  Hairdog: NON
  
  
• 11) Drinker/Nondrinker
  Hairdog: I take the Fifth on this one!
  
  
• 12) How long a member
  Hairdog: Of what?
  I joined this Browns Chat Community September 21, 2006... shortly after mah Daddy up an' died.
  
  
• 13) Any rituals/habits
  Hairdog:
  Rituals... very few outside of perusin' an' abusin' this Browns website.
  
  Habits...Plenty... most of 'em flat evil. If'n details of mah habitual miscreance becomes necessary fer you to pass yer studies, lemme know an'... I'll try an' tidy up a few examples.
  
  
• 14) Other interests
  Hairdog: Gettin' mah wife nekkid an' then..... (BTW: how old is you?)....
  
  
• 15) Thoughts on team
  Hairdog: Very few what is fit fer polite company these days...
  
  I WISHT we had ourseffs a Haid coach what give me sum confidence. I WISHT we had ourseffs a QB what weren't worthless. I wisht we had ourseffs a RUNNIN' BACK... Oh Lawdy do we ever NEED ourseffs a RUNNIN' BACK. I wisht our Defense would contain t'other team to less than forty-leven LIGHT YEARS ever' wunst in a while...
  
  But I LOVE them rascals... cept'n I cain't stand NONE of 'em in them BROWN pantaloons what make me puke ever' time I see 'em.
  
  
  Good luck munimutt!