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I was at the Radiohead show at The Blossom Center in Cuyahoga Falls on Monday...... great show, by the way.

As I was leaving..... I spotted a thirty-something dork in a brownie t-shirt. I sez, " hey bud, didja hear that the brownies are goin' to the SuperBowl!!?!!?"

The look of bewildered wonder and child-like glee that washed over his face was too precious to put into words.


I CAN"T WAIT !!!!!!

verything points to this being the BEST-SEASON-EVER.

Usually all you poor souls concede to the fact that 5 wins would be "lookin' on the bright side".

but to see the false hope from brownie nation drinking the media mixed kool-aid is priceless.

It's gonna hurt yinz a thousand-fold when they get flushed ONCE AGAIN, this season.

2 "L"s being served to you from the Steel Curtain is a forgone conclusion.

AHAHhahaHHAahaHHAHaHAaaaaaaaaHAhahahahAHah Big Grin
 
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Hey Stain your Proctologist called, he said he found your HEAD!!!



What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. Cool Hand Luke
 
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the Steel Curtain

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2 "L"s being served to you from the Steel Curtain is a forgone conclusion.


Oh lord.

Somebody open a window and let some of the stupid out.


"Nothing succeed's like the appearance of success."
 
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What's he talking about?
 
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I dunno because half of his "Steel Curtain" is on the PUP for being a bowl of jello and the o-line looks more like a silk thong with as little as theyll be able to cover and protect.


Sometimes life hands you lemons and you say....Where the Hell did these come from?
 
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Originally posted by Stainless Steel Knuckles:
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Does it hurt trying to come up with your garbage SSK? Its like trying to take candy from a baby. You know its wrong because you out match them, but at the same time its all too easy.

Have a lolipop kid.



Next...



 
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Whats more pathetic?

A 30 something wearing a Browns T-shirt at a Radiohead concert

or

A Gucci wearing 50s maybe even 60s attending a Radiohead concert?

greenknuckles, atleast tell us that the only reason you were there is because your kids forced you to take them.

But hey, speaking of Radiohead, A song reminds me of you. I'm sure you know it right? its called Karma Police. I think it goes like this:

He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

Yep thats sounds a lot like you.
 
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My stats - 35 years old, 6', 180 lbs., head full 'o hair, healthy as an ox, non-smoker (only Acid Cigars occasionaly), runs 10k 6.7 minute miles, recently married

Your "stats" - 2007 L 34-7 / L 31-28
- 2006 L 24-20 / L 27-7
- 2005 L 34-21 / L 41-0 *ouch*
- 2004 L 34-23 / L 24-10
- 2003 W 33-13 *yaaaay* / L 13-6
- 2002 L 16-13 / L 23-20 / flushed you outta the play-offs L 36-33 *wimper*
- 2001 L 15-12 / L 28-7
- 2000 W 23-20 *huraaay* / L 22-0 *oh*
- 1999 L 43-0 *welcome back* / W 16-15 *we got the steelers number now !!! We're gonna OWN them for the next 10 years !!!!! *
 
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I guess that proves to everyone here your nothing more than a BIG FAT LIAR. All I have to do is go to that other stupid post you created in smack "Brownie Championships"

Lets see:
Originally posted by Stainless Steel Knuckles:
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Do you remember...... back in the 50's & 60's ...... when the brownies won ( I think it was 8 ) "football championships" ??


Now if you were 8 years old the 50's and 60's, How in the HELL can you be 35??

Act your age not your Gucci Shoe size Peter Pan.

GeeeezusChrist
 
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AHAhahAhahHhahAHAHhaHAahhaHA

If you open your eyes & read it again..... now concentrate this time.

"I think IT was 8...." refers to the "championships".

Kinda has nothing to do with me or my age, genius.

Good work Sherlock.

AHAHHAhHAHHHAahahaHaHHAhahaHa
 
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I try not to pay too much attention to your worthless dripples, but still, if you remembering the 50's & 60's your no spring chicken.
 
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haha

We'll call you "Mr. Back-peddle" from here on out, o.k. ??

Since when is 35 a spring-chicken ?
but then again..... I look alot younger than most 35-year-olds.


I see that you're kinda ignoring the recent Win/Loss record.... or should we call that Loss/Loss ??


aaHahahahH HA hahahHAhahahaH
 
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I dont give a damn if your 8 or 88, Your still going to be nothing more than a little _ _ _ _ _
And Im not talking about BINGO.

But hey, keep on re-livin those old steeler stats, seems like your good at that, I'll concentrate on now.
 
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So I guess when week 3 rolls around.... the week 2 loss to the Steelers will also be "those old Steeler stats".

Eeker
 
Posts: 226 | Location: Steel City, PA 15205 | Registered: June 16, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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I love how Stooler fans always say that Browns fans can only talk about stuff that happened years ago, like how "championships" arent's as good as "Super Bowl" wins. Here's a good example..a Stooler fan referring to the modern day Stoolers as the "Steel Curtain". Sorry yinzer, the Steel Curtain era was in the 70's, not today. Now go drink an Iron City beer and go away.


"SMoose - Bleedin' Brown and Orange since 1976"
 
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So I guess when week 3 rolls around.... the week 2 loss to the Steelers will also be "those old Steeler stats"


Can I take you to Vegas with me? I will pay for your ticket (round), I have a condo in Henderson you can stay as long as you want just as long as you bring your mothers Magic 8 ball with you because It seems that you have been using it lately. Sounds good eh?
 
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jrs - have you even watched the last 9 years worth of seasons??

Did the brownies TRY to lose all of those games against the Steelers ?

Was it a lack of effort ?

Did they not have enough players on the roster ?

Was it refs.... steroids ??

brownie apathy ?



Perhaps the Steelers own you all.
Perhaps this will be the year that you quit watching the NFL.

Time will tell.

What is it exactly.... that makes you think that the brownies can suddenly turn this sinking ship around ?

Signing the The Hamburgler ?? hehe
Kellen might be healthy enough to start a couple of games ?
After 3 straight losses, Savage decides to try out Quinn ?


Why will they win this year?
I can't wait to here the answer !!!!! Big Grin
 
Posts: 226 | Location: Steel City, PA 15205 | Registered: June 16, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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The Answer? its simple.

The Cleveland Browns simply want it more than Pittsburgh.

In other words, their desire to win is greater than that of the your team.

As simple as that?

As simple as that.

I know what you’re thinking. That’s a pretty simple reason. It sounds too easy of an explanation and I agree. It sure is. But because it’s so simple, a lot of people don’t give that reason a second thought. Their attention shifts elsewhere and other factors are given the credit

For example, we hear winning teams after the game crediting their victory to great teamwork, tons of practice, visualization, developing a great game plan, eating right, having plenty of rest before the game, etc., but ALL these factors can be traced back to their burning desire to win. Because The Browns have a burning desire to win, they will be able to do all those things.

They will go that extra inch, They’ll strive to have greater teamwork. They’ll practice half an hour more everyday. They’ll visualize more effectively. They’ll study the other team more intently in an effort to devise a greater game plan. They’ll pay more attention to what they eat and they’ll pay more attention to when they sleep and ALL these extra inches, when added up, will give them the advantage over the other team. It’s because their desire will be greater that they were able to go the extra inch on all these factors.

JMHO and all that Jazz

My anwser Good enough for ya?
 
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I guess that's a stellar answer.



.... but don't I hear that very same yackety-yack every year.


I do.



Almost verbatim.


"This is gonna be the year !! Rah-rah SIS-BOOM-Bah"

Who sez that the brownies don't have cheerleaders ?

haaaaaaaaaaaaH ah ah aah ahah aha hA aH a
 
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Are you kidding me???

Your the MAIN reason why they got rid of the steelerettes back in the 70s. Your the Biggest steeler cheerleader in the WORLD!

on second thought lets make it a one way ticket.
 
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Originally posted by Stainless Steel Knuckles:
My stats - 35 years old, 6', 180 lbs., head full 'o hair, healthy as an ox, non-smoker (only Acid Cigars occasionaly), runs 10k 6.7 minute miles, recently married


The truth is, he's: 53 years old, 5'4", 280 lbs., shaved head, healthy as an oxy moron, non-smoker (only LSD Acid Cigars occasionaly), runs 1k in 6.7 hours, and recently married to a 10 to two'er shipwreck allegeny girl he picked up in a dive in downtown Pitt. on a Mon night. Razzer


Dawg Gone
 
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haaaaaaaaa haa

Dawgone, I love the creativity.


It's dogs like you that keep me comin' back for more comedy.
 
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